saintkathryn

thatsbyronic:

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

#drunk enjolras complaining to combeferre

I’ve seen teachers at my school yell at three-year-olds for scribbling on their paper/coloring “wrong.” I can’t even.

saintkathryn
saintkathryn:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY


Okay you can’t seriously think there’s some conspiracy behind this. They have TELIVISION ADS FOR THIS PRODUCT.  THEY VERY CLEARLY SAY “No tears!” (teers). You can HEAR it. They very, very clearly mean that the intention of this product’s novelty is to prevent a small child from crying if it gets into their eyes.  But just like toothpaste can make you sick if you fucking swallow a mouthful, this shampoo will still make you cry if you fucking squirt it in your eye like a little jack ass.

Ah! Yes! Okay my world almost crumbled for a second but she’s right - the commercial DOES say “teers.”

saintkathryn:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

Okay you can’t seriously think there’s some conspiracy behind this. They have TELIVISION ADS FOR THIS PRODUCT. THEY VERY CLEARLY SAY “No tears!” (teers). You can HEAR it. They very, very clearly mean that the intention of this product’s novelty is to prevent a small child from crying if it gets into their eyes. But just like toothpaste can make you sick if you fucking swallow a mouthful, this shampoo will still make you cry if you fucking squirt it in your eye like a little jack ass.

Ah! Yes! Okay my world almost crumbled for a second but she’s right - the commercial DOES say “teers.”

rebelliousunicorn

My dude straight loving him some nsync.