DEAD DOVE Do not Eat!
Top Banana - 1x02
submission by Austin Bridges
Go wait in the church, Jaime, until it’s time for the funeral. Then you can make a second entrance and have grief-sex with Cersei on top of Joffrey’s coffin, LIKE YOU WERE MEANT TO IN THE BOOKS.
Characters the GoT writers seem determined to totally ruin:
- Jaime apparently
(SPOILERS) (And Sam maybe don’t read this post until you watch episode three)
UGH! AND! Shae - by making her better than she is. Her betrayal of Tyrion now won’t even be a betrayal because HE betrayed HER first! The whole time they’ve been building her up as a character who’s strong and loyal and loves the shit out of Tyrion, and I’ve been thinking, oh man, her betrayal is gonna be even worse than in the book! But now her betrayal is going to be justified because Tyrion broke her heart. It changes the entire dynamic of their relationship…I wonder if he’s even going to kill her now…because if he did, it wouldn’t be really fair.
And yeah I agree with everything you said about Jaime (although he does pretty much rape her in that scene in the book - even though she says yes eventually), and Stannis (and him explicitly banging Melisandre annoys me - it’s just speculated upon in the books), and Littlefinger, whose voice is definitely getting weirder and fucking weirder.
In the Purple Wedding episode, I thought Joff’s death was splendidly gruesome and fairly well-acted, but the wedding in general was kind of awkward and slow. Cersei’s reaction to his death was just…lackluster. I thought Lena Headey was improving in her role as Cersei, but she’s kind of plateaued, it seems.
And I agree about your prediction that come next season, they’ll just start making shit up left and right. They’re doing it more and more and with the way the next books go, while I like them, even fans of the series get bored with it and they’re gonna probably do a bunch of unnecessary shit to keep people engaged.
you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla
*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny
Not the best quality but it’s the lunar eclipse!! (As seen from our hotel balcony) (at Howard Johnson - Isla Verde, Carolina)
Molly’s Cupcakes, Chicago.
I highly recommend this seasonal delicacy of a cupcake. - Jaison, Chicago.
I would murder someone for Molly’s right now.
I’ve only ever had their peach cobbler cupcake and it was the best cupcake I ever had!